Foot Chungus

Came straight from the Burger King Foot Lettuce meme, Foot Chungus is the worst disease you could catch besides ligma and sugma. A rare disease only caught when you eat Burger King foot lettuce, or if you disrespect papi big chungus.

Man 1: Damn, big chungus is such a wack meme, and it's dead.
Man 2: Yo, you better watch out, because big chungus will clap your cheeks, and you'll get foot chungus.
Man 1: Jesus Christ bro, I don't want foot chungus. Thanks for the enlightening.

thanus

Thanus is only the sexiest of the sexiest. He Is Thanos' lonely, horny bastard cousin. Thanus is the proud holder of the infinity dildos. He works on eating everyone's cheeks with that help of Mason the retard.

man 1: Did you see that hot Thanos clapping cheeks?

Mans 2: Nah chief that was thanus.
man 1: uncanny boast but tolerable.

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spotlight uhh moonlight uhh

Gaykumes and god's first word. Best song ever to live. Created by Jah. It is said that it gave this world heat because it's fire.

Jah: Spotlight uhh moonlight uhh
World: *goes on fire*

ugly nigga

A fool that's ugly as a poop sock but even uglier.

Tyrone: Nigga you ugly, you's an ugly nigga
Devante: Damn son, but that's not what your mom said last night.
Peter: *Dies*

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