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Thanus is only the sexiest of the sexiest. He Is Thanos' lonely, horny bastard cousin. Thanus is the proud holder of the infinity dildos. He works on eating everyone's cheeks with that help of Mason the retard.
man 1: Did you see that hot Thanos clapping cheeks?
Mans 2: Nah chief that was thanus.
man 1: uncanny boast but tolerable.
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Thanos horny cousin. Similar to Thanos quest to capture the infinity stones, Thanus collects the infinity dildos. Thanus collects the stones so that he can construct the ultimate sex machine.
Bob: Hey did you see how Thanos just fisted all of those guys?
Joe: I think you meant Thanus.
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A hypersensitive normalfag on discord
Thanus is a normalfag
A sexual act where the male places their soft penis inside their partner's anus, and grows a massive erection, splitting the partner's lower body in half.
Me and Haley did Thanus last night, but her parents realized it the next morning when they saw her entrails and blood stained into the sheets. I told them that she had a "bomb pussy", so they fucked me on the spot.
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The act of thinking about the Marvel super villain, Thanos, whilst being penetrated in the anus.
Guy 1: Wanna have sex?
Guy 2: As long as I can Thanus! #nohomo though.
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One of the sweetest persons you'll ever meet. Very small though like 4'7 or sth.
Exquisit fashion style like on another Level. And crazy as shit ....a fucking crackhead
Person A: do u know thanu ?
Person B: u mean the small crackhead ? Yeah sure I do :D
Thanu is a shortened version of Thanushan however, if he is more commonly known as Thanu this means that he is the biggest baddest motherfucker known to humanity , he has no time for games and his only ambition is to win , although the likes to build up a good reputation in front of the public , behind closed doors he is a whole different person
Person 1- “Have you heard of Thanu?”
Person 2- “ Of course I have who hasn’t?”