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When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.
I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!
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Dad Hair is hair that is (ideally) abundant and fluffy and washed perhaps too many times; can be thick or thin so long as hair covers at least 60 percent of the scalp; usually light brown in color. Girls find Dad Hair to be quite attractive, although this is not talked much about in society, small circles of men do in fact know that this IS a thing. Dad Hair has the classic look that provides a feeling of sexual, and emotional comfort to a potential mate. It adds a carefree yet pensive quality to a man's demeanor.
Dude 1: Dude your fuckin Dad Hair is killin it right now. Killin it with the Dad Hair right now man.
Dude 2: Thanks Brah. I'm actually not actively trying to have this hair, that's the first step in having good Dad Hair, just wash, dry, and go.
Dude 1: Noice
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A person that is legit smart as hell--maybe even a genius-- to the point that they are out of their mind.
Guy 1: Bro I got held up! sorry im late...
Guy 2: Whats up man what happened?
Guy 1: This damn wizzum held me up at the gas station talkin bout economics, pullin out charts and graphs...im hungry as hell now man..sorry I missed half the game..
Guy 2: The wizzum is a stubborn species..it must be asserted as such; you've much to learn, young one...