Mariah

She is y’all and has long brown hair. She might seem nice at first, but she is a backstabbing lying bitch!! She will turn on you and your friends and talk shit about you.

Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Mariah around?”
Person 2: “Why would you want to know where she is? Didn’t you hear the shit she said about you?”
Person 1: “Oh shot, that backstabbing bitch! Thanks for telling me.”

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Dakoda

The best friend you will ever have!! He will always be there for you and won’t ever leave you. He’s a total nerd and a midget, and will kidnap you and make you play legend of Zelda. In short (lol see what I did there?) Dakoda is amazing, so never EVER let him go. Always stand up for him, and protect him.

Love you Dakoda <3 (platonically, duh)

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