Peni

Noun. for more than 1 penis. obviously this is incredibly important and very crucial information.

“wow. i’m gonna get some peni tonight!”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”

“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”

Peni

A plural from for more than one penis. Because “penises” looks weird, and is boring.

“Hey mate. Are you goin to that party?”
“Yh Ofc. I was told there finna be lots of peni. Why would I miss such an opportunity?”