December 3rd

National "yes" day.

If anyone asks you out, you MUST answer yes. No exceptions.

Guy, "Hey, do you wanna go out sometime?

Girl, "No"

Guy, "But it's December 3rd."

Girl, "Then yes! I will go out with you!"

December 4th

International yes day

If someone asks you out, you must say yes,

*December 3rd*

Girl, "Hey, u wanna go out sometime?"
Guy, "No"

*December 4th*

Girl, "Hey, u wanna go out sometime?"
Guy, "Yes"

*the end*

potate

p oh-t eɪ t
(to) potate, v.

To miss multiple shots in a first-person-shooter in a row, often emptying many whole magazines before dying because of giving away your position.

potato, n.

One who occupies the very meaning of bad aim. This person has only killed one player in his entire life playing fps games – i.e. his mom.

–playing a battle royale match–

_player sprays multiple rounds in "your direction" ;) _
you: wtf, there's a guy there!

_player still shooting_
you: oh... a potato...
_player still shooting_
_you, standing in the open, headshot the player and kill him_
you: he potated hard there