diarrhea

When you piss out your asshole

After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.

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Masturbate

To play with oneself until one reaches and is dancing on the top of the mountain

The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.

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DAYUM

What a guy says when a hot girl walks by, especially if she has a round booty.

"Dayyyyyyyyum, did you see that?? I'd like to put my cock into that fine piece of meat there!"

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I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

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pink torpedo

A penis.

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

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Mud Flaps

When someone's butt hangs down pretty low.

"Big bottoms, big bottoms! Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!"

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Hugo's House of Horrors

This neat adventure game that came out in early 1990, created by David P. Gray. I used to play that shit when I was little. It was followed by "Hugo Whodunit?" and "Jungle of Doom." And then he made "Nitemare-3D," the 3d shooter which stared Hugo. Fun stuff!

"You've never played 'Hugo's House of Horrors'?!?! No fucking way! That game rules nuts!!!"

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