High-beam Jousting

When two drivers at night on opposite sides of the road refuse to turn off there high beams(or forget to) and see who can last the longest without driving off the road or crashing .

Guy1: Dude i noticed that your car was dented what happened at the movies last night?

Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.

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continental drift

When people of an extremely large size get off their ass/couch and make it out of the house to adventure into the world.

Guy 1: Hey you see how fat that person is? Im suprised theyre not at home eating their face off.

Guy 2: Yeah im suprised too. We got a serious case of continental drift.

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