Stragler

A drunk chick that has been separated/ditched from her group of friends. Usually in need of a ride home or a place to go since she has probably lost her cell phone. Frequently found after last call, concerts, and parties.

A. Hey where did dave go?

O, he went to round up some straglers at the bar and bring them back for us.

B. Any luck tonight guys?

Nope, let's go find some straglers.

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hot pocket party

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.

When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.

Hows that rager?

Bailed, hot pocket party.

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