toast

A game played by a group of men. Group stands around a piece of toast and jizzes on it. Last to jizz eats the toast. Called a limp biscuit if bread isn't toasted.

Andy: dude, toast tonight?
sam: fuck no, I always jizz last.

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87a+

a grading system mostly males use to rate mostly females. they rate how much butt they have from 1-10, chest they have from 1-10 and their facial attractiveness on a grading scale (A,B,C,D,E,F)

chad: yeah the boys and i were doing the 87a+ test on some of the girls in our school.
respectable person: that’s gross, why would you do that? girls shouldn’t be rated on their bodies.