Womb sniffer

A fragile, power hungry male who thinks he has a say over women’s rights.

Womb sniffer: Abortion is mUrDeR!!!!

Normal person: We got a womb sniffer over here. Leave women’s rights alone and go get laid for once.

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September 11

The best birthday to have because everyone remembers it

Victoria: My birthday is coming up on September 11!
Jason: How could I ever forget? Happy birthday!

Gym teacher

A gym teacher is a waste of space. They should be paid minimum wage, if that. They are the lowest of the low. Boycott them!

Person: So you’re a gym teacher, huh?

Gym teacher: Yeah! I teach kids how to kick a ball and yell at them to run around in circles all day!

Person: Yeah, you’re fucking useless.

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September 11th

People born on September 11th are truly the best! They are unique and talented in their own ways. They are special people, and they are the bright stars that shed light on a dark day in history. If you know someone born on this day, cherish them. A birthday to never forget!

Person 1: My birthday is September 11th!

Person 2: Happy birthday fellow Virgo! I will never forget you.

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