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this is peyton cooper for ya. u wonât like him in the beginning, u will most likely think heâs gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but donât worry itâs not that hard if itâs 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesnât count if itâs under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that heâs gay for. he canât spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if heâs even hit puberty yet. and donât u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. donât fall for a peyton cooper he doesnât cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?