Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings

Pubic hair which have become coated with thick layers of fecal matter, dead skin, and smegma, likely caused by any combination of poor hygiene, warm weather, Taco Belll, or inadequate undercarriage ventilation.

I was gonna go down on this one hippie chick, but once I caught sight of those ghastly Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings, I kicked her ass out of the van and drove off.

Bitch, I would rather fuck a crudely-made hole in an empty soda can than go near your Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings!

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