Jawesome

For something to be Jawesome it must be at least 10 times better than something that is awesome. Also in order to be even considered as Jawesome, it must also be something that under normal circumstances would not be all that cool. It is a "thing" enhancer

This is going to be the most Jawesome, Jawestacular event ever in the history of Jawesimitude!

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Freddying

To tie razorblades to each of your fingers and begin to pleasure a woman. Note: Not to be used on anyone you actually like, reserved for hate fucking only. (I.E. Freddy Kruger)

: Dude that's seriously fucked up, you Freddying someone is not okay
: Dude its ok to make people you hate bleed
: She's a woman not Vietnam!

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Hate Fucking

To seriously just loath the person you are having sex with so much that you actually aren't enjoying having sex with them and are instead taking out all of your other frustrations on them. One would usually hate fuck someone who either: is a total bitch, a prude, a whore, or someone who simply looks at them the wrong way and pretty much had it coming.

Dude, that girl across the bar just has one of those faces, ya know, like she needs a good hate fucking tonight.

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