paintball

What I use to keep cats off my car.

Aim for the center of the pussy.

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Firefox

A very nice alternative browsing experience. Most useful is the plugin firesomething that generates all my workday insults.
mozilla.org

Hey who ate the last doughnut?
You don't need it, cock gobbler!

I am so tired of upgrading!
Whatever, mph, there are no DSO exploits.
Did you take the last beer?

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internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology

I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.