mail fail

Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.

Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?

Sen Wei

In Cantonese, a person with androgenous genetalia. Usually used as an insult, but is also traditionally used given as a middle name to children when they are born with the condition, as a warning to future sexual partners.

(Hot girl running out of the bedroom at a party) "OMG he dropped his pants and he was so Sen Wei!"

barn dance

a euphamism used by rednecks when bragging about having sex with their farm animals

Me and Bessie went to the barn dance last night

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high touch

Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.

William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.

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et

Eddie Torez the Extra Testicle. It is from a Cheech and Chong movie. A latin alien charater with, surprise surprise, and extra testicle

I did not realize it until he dropped his pants, but I was getting funky with ET

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bombastard

Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing

Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.

If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.

jim is such a bombastard, he annoys the fook out of me

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Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.