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A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.
Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?
Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
a euphamism used by rednecks when bragging about having sex with their farm animals
Me and Bessie went to the barn dance last night
Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.
William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.
Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing
Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.
If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
jim is such a bombastard, he annoys the fook out of me
It's the opposite of duplicate. Instead of something getting done twice it doesn't get done at all.
You asked us both to do something, and we didn't want to duplicate work, so neither one of us did it.
Oh great, so instead of duplicate work we got nope-licate work.
A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina
Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.
Eddie Torez the Extra Testicle. It is from a Cheech and Chong movie. A latin alien charater with, surprise surprise, and extra testicle
I did not realize it until he dropped his pants, but I was getting funky with ET