beenemy

the opposite of befriend.

Link will beenemy many Ganons on his many quests.

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bottom ramen

really shitty-tasting top ramen noodles.

Dorm life is bad enough, but if you can only afford to eat bottom ramen seven days a week, you are certain to flunk out of college.

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palcohol

the alcohol you consume when you're alone on a Saturday night, the alcohol that is your only friend, your only pal.

Lonely Guy: Well, my date cancelled, but at least i have my cans of palcohol to hug. Bottoms up! *cries*

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