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the alcohol you consume when you're alone on a Saturday night, the alcohol that is your only friend, your only pal.
Lonely Guy: Well, my date cancelled, but at least i have my cans of palcohol to hug. Bottoms up! *cries*
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When someone keeps adding friends on facebook and can't help it. They can have upwards of 2000 friends, obviously not knowing a vast majority of them. Its like they are addicted to adding people!
Guy 1: Did you see how many friends your girlfriend has on facebook?
Guy 2: Yea dude, she has like 5,000. I see she adds people every day. It shows up on my news feed all the time, its so annoying. She's a total palcoholic.
Guy 1: Fer sure.
Your friend with a drinking problem who "forgets" that you have to get up the next morning when he brings over a case of beer and some JD.
Watch out for Joe--he's a real palcoholic when the Niners lose.
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