Quorn

Quorn is a very handy word, useful in all circumstances. It is not, as some would believe, a meat substitute for vegetarians, but rather, a much needed word for every member of today's rather "quornish" society.

"you see that guy over there.. what an absolute quorn!"

"what are you quorning on about?!"

"to quorn, or not to quorn. That is the question."

My mum told me off for looking at some quorn on the internet the other night. I mean what is her problem, it's only a tasty meat substitute for veggis!!"

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