Quorn

Quorn is a very handy word, useful in all circumstances. It is not, as some would believe, a meat substitute for vegetarians, but rather, a much needed word for every member of today's rather "quornish" society.

"you see that guy over there.. what an absolute quorn!"

"what are you quorning on about?!"

"to quorn, or not to quorn. That is the question."

My mum told me off for looking at some quorn on the internet the other night. I mean what is her problem, it's only a tasty meat substitute for veggis!!"

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Quorn

1. A food commonly consumed by vegans and vegetarians.

2. The vegetarian version of a beef.

1. Vegetarian: "Jessica, get the quorn out of the fridge! I eat quorn because I'm vegetarian. Did I mention I was vegetarian?"

2. Vegetarian: "Boi, don't start quorn with me or I'll knock your animal-murdering ass out with my 3lb bean-burger."

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quorn

Quorn is infact Fusarium venenatum, a soil mould (not athletes foot like some noobs think). The fungus is grown in continually oxygenated water in large, sterile fermentation tanks. The product is then dried and mixed with chicken egg albumen, which acts as a binder. It is then textured, giving it some of the grained character of meat, and pressed into meat forms

Quorn burgers, my favorite.

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quorn

An edible protein that is not animal or vegetable based, developed in Europe. Quorn is a fungus and therefore not animal or vegetable, although bichemically similar to animals on the cellular level, so is a good source of nutrition. The organism from which Quorn is harvested is a batch-grown form of the tinnea fungus that causes athletes foot in humans.

" How do you like the stirfry? I used quorn instead of chicken for a change."

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quorning

A solo sexual act, practiced mainly by vegetarians and vegans. Consisting of imaging intamacy with a fictional partner while using frozen Quorn products to beat your gentiles till a climax is reached.

Me and Erica are going to watch each other quourning.

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quorning

The act where a piece of meat is eaten and a smaller size animal of which was eaten is excreted therefore creating new life and making all meat vegan friendly meat

son,dont eat too much pork or the quorning could be painful

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quorn dawg

a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat!

"excuse me... do u sell quorn dawgs here?"
"quorn dawgs?!"
"yes... quorn dawwwwgy dawwwwwwwwwwgss!"

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