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heroin orgasm

When she comes so hard it looks like she just got high from shooting heroine. Usual signs are a moan and big smile, transcending into a blank stare, then shivering, then asking for more. Usually happens when having sex in an unusual place. This kind of sex is addictive and watch out - if your girl has one you will have trouble getting rid of her if you need to later. If you haven't see it keep trying, you'll get it right some day.

I bent Jenn over the sink in the office bathroom and fucked her so hard she had a heroin orgasm while I was watching her in the mirror. Damn, now I'm never gonna be able to dump her.
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Guy 1: I haven't ever seen a girl have a heroin orgasm, I don't believe it

Guy 2: Really, I made your GF have one last night in the back seat of my car.

Guy 1 - pwned

by the real justin April 22, 2009

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j.o.m.b.

To clarify, it's pronounced (jom-bee). and is the acronym for Jerk Off Memory Bank. This means to save an image in your mind for later self satisfaction, or perhaps sharing with another co-jerker.

Dude, when Dana bent over to pick up that pencil in the office I saw her thong slip up her pink meat curtains thru her dress. I'm sticking that in the j.o.m.b. (jom-bee) for my coffee break.

by the real justin April 22, 2009

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fuck bucks

A pool of cash or store of wealth that ultimately, and only, goes to paying for sex, or the opportunity to have sex.

Damn, I ran out of credits on that website, time to load up on fuck bucks.

Dude, you have to break that $100 at McDonalds to get some fuck bucks.

by the real justin November 29, 2007

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