sucksuckdangit

(noun.) Anything and everything that is unappealling, inconvenient, or outright annoying to someone.

sucksuckdangit
Bro 1: I thought we were going to have a good time camping this weekend, and then sucksuckdangit happened.

Bro 2: yeah man that totally blew.

ultimate brosbee

(noun.) the act of playing ultimate frisbee while longboarding and slamming down natty lights. Its a well-known fact that longboarding and natural light define the bro lifestyle, and ultimate frisbee is basically the cherry on top of this brotastic outing with your boys.

ultimate brosbee Dude, you made a nice one handed snag during that righteous game of ultimate brosbee!

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SMG

a variation of suck my balls, this means Suck My Gonads. when used as a clan tag in cod (call of duty) it can be interchangeable with the term Sub-Machine Gun, for those of us who enjoy using weapons such as the p90 on xbox live.

SMG just pwned you with a p90, bahaha SMG.

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Bokankles

(noun.) kankles on a person resulting from over-indulgence in bojangles chicken n biscuits. These calf-ankle-foot hybrids are bittersweet in retrospect. On the one hand you have become a complete non-dateable option to all sober men strictly on the bases of your trunk-like legs. However on the other hand, you did enjoy quite alot of good fried chicken in your day, so hats off to that.

bokankles
guy#1: dude that girl looked pretty cute.

guy#2: yeah till i spotted those bokankles.

Bergasm

(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.

Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.

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Orb

(noun.) someone who dresses an behaves properly. someone with self-respect, who wakes up every morning well aware of what occured the night before, and never finds himself ashamed of the events he may have taken part in the previous night. This man is the polar opposite of a bro.

orb
guy#1: dude you looked so fresh at the party last night, and volunteering to be the designated driver... totally orb of you.

guy#2: yeah dude once again you looked like a jackass.

guy#1: really? oh man i was so totally schwasted last night!

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morning mahogany

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.

morning mahogany

guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?

guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.

guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.