Bokankles

(noun.) kankles on a person resulting from over-indulgence in bojangles chicken n biscuits. These calf-ankle-foot hybrids are bittersweet in retrospect. On the one hand you have become a complete non-dateable option to all sober men strictly on the bases of your trunk-like legs. However on the other hand, you did enjoy quite alot of good fried chicken in your day, so hats off to that.

bokankles
guy#1: dude that girl looked pretty cute.

guy#2: yeah till i spotted those bokankles.