Weeb

A weeb is anyone with an anime profile picture/username and they typically do not believe they are a weeb, and will insist on giving you definitions that make them exempt from the undesirable title.

"quiet weeb"
"im not a weeb you idiot, even though I love my waifu and want to be Japanese, I don't have a body pillow!!!!!"
"ok bu-"
"you can keep being ignorant like you are now, that's fine by me"
"but you're really a-"
"now if you excuse me I'm gonna do my Japanese Duolingo course while watching anime on my second monitor"
*sigh
"why do weebs have to be this way"