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Duolingo

A dark web platform which kidnaps your close ones. To release them, one must learn a language. Their mascot is the infamous green owl.

Me:"Please, i want to see my kids again!"
The Duolingo Owl:"Not until you learn that french lesson you don't!"

by Karen&Kids April 2, 2019

469๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duolingo

The messenger of hell. He kidnaps your family and you might get them back if you complete your lessons.

โ€œIdk man... the duolingo owl is kinda hot...โ€

by ๏ผˆ๏ผ›๏ผฟ๏ผ›๏ผ‰ April 11, 2019

147๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duolingo

The living embodiment of Satan; will do anything he possibly can to make you pay for your absence on his spanish lesson, you bafoon.

Hey! Last night, I skipped my lesson on Duolingo!
What happened next?
Remember my kid?

by DracoBoom October 29, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duolingo

Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Donโ€™t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we donโ€™t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you arenโ€™t afraid of being massacred by a โ€œharmlessโ€ bird try Duolingo out today!

Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: whatโ€™s that noise *blacks out*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

86๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duolingo

A catfish and a kidnapper who disguises as a cute, friendly green owl. Slowly this green owl will keep manipulating and guilt tripping you into doing things you otherwise would never do. It starts with learning a language... but it ends with something way worse, and once you enter, there is no way out. Duolingo will literally kidnap your family to keep you under his wing.

Me: Duo you can't keep ruining my life like that!
Duolingo: Shouldn't have missed that Spanish lesson *evil laugh*

by bhatesyuh May 21, 2020

31๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duolingo

Satan himself. An all-knowing owl who will rape your sister and kidnap your parents if you forget your Spanish lesson.

Duolingoโ€™s premise is simple: Spanish or Vanish

by Ras Barry April 15, 2019

86๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duolingo

A language app that if you don`t use the mascot will find you and take his time murdering you

Duolingo: You have not done your spanish lessons time to kill
Richrd: No no NOOOOOO

Duolingo *cocks gun*

by pseudonym is a dickhead September 22, 2019

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž