Call of Duty Syndrome

A period in which you shouldn't go out in public after playing Call of Duty. Amount of time depends on time played. Symptoms can be hiding or trying to look for an RPG as you see a plane, confusing it for a Harrier Strike. Meeleeing someone when you see them running towards you. And many others.

Guy 1: Look man, a plane!

Guy 2: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHERES MY JAVELIN!

Guy 3: Chill out man, you just have Call of Duty Syndrome.

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