âpinchy cheeseâ is the best person you will ever meet. itâs the person that will understand you, be by your side no matter what, and always support you. if you find yourself a pinchy cheese you better hold them close and never let them go, they are the rarest type of person out there. theyâre the person that fills your other half even though youâre a whole on your own. they add happiness to your life, theyâre always a mood booster and will take naps with you if youâre exhausted but want to spend time with them. this person is your soulmate without the romantic aspect. they love you for you, and theyâre probably the best person to do stupid fun things with. you two together are the life of the party, no matter whoâs watching. pinchy cheese is the best friend that you always wanted, and have finally found.
look at those two, i wonder if theyâre friends.
theyâre the closest of friends, theyâre each otherâs pinchy cheese!