EBAS

Ed Sheeran, Bruno Mars, Adam Levine, and Shawn Mendes. This is a squad that all friends can connect with because these artists' music brings people together. The power of EBAS is seen when you find yourself texting lyrics to one of these artists' songs.

Guy 1: Yo, what's up?
Guy 2: We haven't spoken in a while. How come all of a sudden our friendship is rekindling?
Guy 1: The power of EBAS, dude.

Guy 2: True, man. So, wanna text lyrics?
Guy 1: Which EBAS song?
Guy 2: STITCHES!
Guys 1 and 2: .....YOU WATCH ME!! BEAT ME TILL I CAN'T BREATHE!

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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A horrible sexist way of rating women based on their outer beauty

Guy 1: Yo look at dat ass!
Guy 2: Man, come on. She's a 7
Guy 1: A 7? What do you mean?
Guy 2: On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale. She's only a 7.

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