Bologna Knife

A falice or more commonly known as a penis.

Alex: Hey, where the hell is Sam?

Chris: Oh she is at the Rockies game. The last text I got from her is "I'm worried I might get stabbed here".

Alex: I don't know why she would be worried the only thing she's going to get stabbed by is a Bologna Knife.

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hog dogging

The act of riding bitch on an off-road vehicle operated by your fat sweaty hog.

Juan: gee bud did you see Peary on the back of that atv?
R.H. Rousey: yea, I hear he was hog dogging with Brie.
Juan: oh man, I wouldn't touch that hog with its own dick

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