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The feeling of simultaneously being attached to a time/place while loving the permanent freedom from it.
Visiting my home town fills me with Nostalgi-anger
When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.
Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences
Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum
When you shove Occam's razor up your butt to own the libs
Qanon? Yes, I'm familiar with Occam's buttplug
When someone is attractive enough that friends and family feel comfortable joking about them being ugly
That was a sick burn, but thanks to FANUM's razor, I'll take it as a compliment
The floor behind the driver's set in a car.
Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can