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To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions.
Being -10 degrees outside, I didnt want my ass to freeze so I took a hovercrap. Someone shit all over the seat, so i had to take a hovercrap
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A Hobbit Like Species, hobbit like in the way were warm, freindly, and can do almost anything with anything.
Godda love that number 8 wire, go kiwi ingenuity
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Originally from the West, this popular sexual maneuver has made its was into the mainstream through the popularization of the "Gourmet Burger". For a successful conversion, the man needs to be eating a burger during sexual intercourse and when at approximately half way through the burger, he must climax and throw the remaining half burger into her face. The burger must contain mustard.
Hey guys, you wanna grab some dinner? I only had half a burger earlier after pulling off 'The Stinger Byrner' with Betsy from accounts.
A Veriation of windows 98 without Dos.
An Abomination that even microsoft wont acknowledge exists.
Windows ME? what are you stupid?
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1) A Special Skill/Past time of 90% of New Zealanders.
2) The Core Philosophy behind New Zealands cultural/economice development.
1) Yeah, me and a few mates are of to do some DIY on the house, wanna come round?
2) Hey, why pay some other sucker to do it when you can DIY
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1) An Alcoholic Beverage made by placing lime and baileys together in a shot glass, in a fashion that they stay separated. It is then placed in the mouth for compeditive purposes to see who can keep it sloshing round the most (as it curdles and goes lumpy like concrete)
2) a device for mixing lime, sand and pebbles into a mix that can be laid down , which hardens when left long enough. (concrete)
1) damn, that dude had a concrete mixer for a good 6 minutes.
2) laid some concrete last night, woke up this morning, and there were damn cat foot prints all over it.
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When you check yourself out in front of the mirror at the gym after you've only done a couple sets.
Named after that one person named Aaron we all know who dishes out workout advice and claims to go to gym everyday but is in no way in shape.
Thus you just assume he just goes to the gym to lift once or twice and then spend the rest of the time flexing and admiring his non-existent muscles in the mirror.
Gym Person 1: Dude are you Aaroning yourself?
Gym Person 2: Uh, maybe.
Gym Person 1: But you've just here!
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