porch monkey

Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.

Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.

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false teller

Someone who uses harmless falsenesses integrated into vaguely truthful stories with the intent of having a good laugh with friends. The juvial nature of the false teller does not in anyway make him a liar

Stephen I am not a liar I'm a false teller!!