Double Chin Smile

When you're smiling and thinking what the hell at the exact same time.

I double chin smiled when that old cougar asked me out.

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kill a puppy

take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss

"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"

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Olsoning

To reach a level of intoxication in which gravity increases by a minimum of 50% and hallucinations develop in which one is surrounded by "bitch ass niggas." Speech is inhibited and condensed down to vulgar language, all of which is slurred to beyond comprehension.

"Yesterday I got so drunk I was just rolling around on the floor telling my roommate to fuck off."
"Dude, you were totally Olsoning."

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