Glizzy guzzler

A person who utilizes blending technology to pre-masticate hotdogs in order to dominate their consumption.

Col B: “Did you observe that man eat that hot dog with such fervor? He is a real glizzy gobbler!”

Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”

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ChinaVagina

A vagina suffering the ill effects of neglect due to a global pandemic originating in the Wuhan province of China

Between my ChinaVagina and the ‘73 bush, I’m going to need a lot of #selfcare before my next Tinder train.

molestious

giving off an uncomfortable, perverted vibe.

Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.

Soul barence

A measure of personal information used when extracting intimate details from another party.

Liz: ‘Everyone is telling me that I have to ask you about what happened at the alpaca farm over the weekend...’’

Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’

Glizzy Guzzle

Consuming liquid hot dogs that have been pre-masticated with the use of blending technology.

The numbers don’t lie. Pound for pound, hot dog dominance is easier achieved by doing the glizzy guzzle.

Nutsville

The final stop on the crazy train. Way outside of reality in a ridiculous fashion.

That bitch took a one way ride to nutsville.

Psycho Sensitive

The act of allowing one's emotional sensitivity to jump a train to nutsville, hindering any human interaction impossible and usually followed by strange and irrational stunts of some kind.

Liz: What happened with you and Suzy?

Beth: I'm not sure, after the match I said "it's ok, You'll do better next time" and she went all Psycho Sensitive and started screaming and making threats to sodomize my cat with a pineapple!

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