gooch

someone who arrives at a party and eats all of the food without bringing anything himself

Don't invite Sam, he's such a gooch!

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Oh mah nigga

When a nigga is so fuckin suprised that "oh my god" isn't enough and you gotta take it to the next level

Nigga 1: Did you really just jack all dat dank?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah
*opens box*
Nigga 1: OH MAH NIGGA! THATS ENOUGH FOR A LIFETIME!