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fuckingham palace

A mythical castle located somewhere in Orange County, California. It is rumored that the king of porn resides in this gilded palace of fucking. The place where all your porn dreams come true.

Bob: I have searched forty years for Fuckingham Palace, but have yet to find it. But I will search on!

by the_afterman May 8, 2013

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Milshit

A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.

Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.

by the_afterman April 30, 2013