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golden baseball

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming

shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

14👍 3👎


antenna dick

when you pierce your dick with a long metal rod, making your penis resemble a radio antenna

omg, i was gonna suck this guys dick. but he pulled down his pants and had a antenna dick

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

10👍 2👎