davy-boy

The most powerful chicken of fate in the Harry Potter series.Shaggy is a bug compared to him.The only discovered way to beat him is to make a sandwich.Their has only been one person that has defeated Davy-boy in all of existence, and it was on accident.John Cena is the only human to be his friend.Davy-boy is known to have come in to existence by merely being bored of non-existence.He is the oldest chicken of fate, and has created the majority of the known universe, along with help from señor jeff.

bob 1: I saw davy-boy destroying an entire star system today.
bob 2: wowy!!!! I better get a sandwich