Surprise Douching

The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.

Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."

Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."

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Chaffle

A Chaffle is the merging of chicken and waffle.

Friend 1: Dude, I am starving.

Friend 2: Go get a chaffle.

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