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Adj. - someone who is way to loyal to their fans, even allowing them to control his actions whilst in the wild
I don't want to name my child The Enigma but my followers have decided.
You are such a Bear Grylls.
The only magic word more powerful then please
I want this guy to hold me in his arms while singing softly, no homo
Now, we will allow 2 minutes of prayer to our lord, Brooklyn 99.
God. Our Lord and our Saviour.
We praise Gordon Ramsay in this household young man!
Drugs but good, yu dum, then you or whomever consumes the drug will have an increase in mental power
I have 10 tests tomorrow, and have done no studying, I'm fucked
BRO, take this
*consumes it*
10 minutes later
DAMN BRO, why do I feel like I actually know this shit
What did you think that pill was, ecstacy? It was NZT-49, it helped your intellegence,
thanks bro
The feeling that you feel when you when you watch High School Musical but have your ears and mouth duct-taped shut with hot sauce in your vicinity but you can't reach it because your arms are duct-taped to the couch-chair abomination you woke up on.
I was stuffed into an ice cream truck and knocked out. I woke up in Hell.