cecks

a made up word that replaces the word "sex" because its pronounced the same.

P1: yo dude i just had cecks
P2: you dumb bitch its sex no cecks

Minor Attracted Person

otherwise known as MAP, it's a seemingly less worse way to say a disgusting fucking pedophile

person on twitter: im a minor attracted person, not a pedo
other person on twitter: no you stupid fucking bitch your a 40 year old pedophile who wants to date children. go get a fucking life you piece of fuck i hate all pedophiles

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Cert

Abbreviation for Certified. May be used to describe something positively.

dawg that sandwich was cert

Grass

Magical green substance that commonly grows on dirt. When you touch it, it gives you bitches.

how about you go outside and touch some fucking Grass

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HIT MOAR NOTES

An internet phrase originating from "Obsidian", a Guitar Hero chart by Exilelord, in a section called "Message to blue" where all the notes in the section, when turned 90 degrees will spell out "HIT MOAR NOTES".

This is commonly used as a bullshit response when someone asks how to do something on internet forums.

Person 1: How do I unlock the bonus area?
Person 2: HIT MOAR NOTES

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