Ponyo

Standard Ponyo Unit. Derived from the movie Ponyo, where Ponyo is a small being that nearly destroys the world by being so hyperactive and enthusiastic. Used to describe the energy level of extremely hyper girlfriends--especially where normal energy units are insufficiently small.

2-5 Ponyos is considered the average energy level for a hyper girlfriend. When below 1 Ponyo the subject is deemed to be in a 'sub-Ponyo' state. While normally 1 Ponyo would be more than enough energy to last any 3rd world country indefinitely, this is considered a depressive state for such a being. At the upper end, 25 Ponyos is the localized equivalent of global thermonuclear war.

My girlfriend Asha just ate too much candy! She's now at 10 Ponyos and rising! RUN!!!

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