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blue light

1 The future in automobile luxury. The blue light (also known as the poopy light) must be turned on prior to dropping a duece while driving. Certain European-made cars have the option of the built in toilet seat which flushes the feces through a hole in the underside of the car. In order to give other cars a chance to get out of the way, the blue light must be turned on 3 seconds before releasing said poopy from the car.

2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.

1 Thank God that Ravi put the poopy light on, I just had the car washed.

2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."

by the_guy January 23, 2005


Got Em

Verbal exclamation mark used to enhance a boom.

Pat!: Fuck yo' momma.
Wheelz: GOT EM

by the_guy April 24, 2006


boom

best one syllable word in the English Language. Can be used to a) clarify a point 2) show respeck or d) highlight something ultra sweet.

a) Whore-Hay: "What don't you get? You have to scream Punish. Punish. Boom."
2) Kerwin: "Dirty Chicken! Boom!"
d) Nuno: $150 bar tab?!? Boom!

by the_guy April 24, 2006


Do it

The art of Got ems. Very similar to but slightly different than Ship Its.

CM: Boom?
Spano: Do It.
CM: Boom.

by the_guy April 24, 2006


BM Blowout

A disgusting assplosion of fecal matter (all forms) occuring whilst still wearing pants. 97% of the time the "Blowout" comes without warning; the proverbial brown-tsunami has been known to hit no matter the situation.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.

intercom at retirement home: "Would Oscar please report to ward 6 with a bucket of bleach and a tire iron, Beatrice had another BM Blowout."

by the_guy January 16, 2005


assplosion

The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.

In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.

see also BM Blowout

Damn cuz, Stewart done dropped another assplosion!

by the_guy January 16, 2005


AP

An abnormally large penis. Derived from the 3-foot long penis of a slave seen in the movie "Amistad"

Naim says he has the AP, but everybody knows that shit ain't true.

by the_guy January 14, 2005