Screen read

On Whatsapp, When you read messages on your Home Screen as they come in instead of going into the chat where chatmates can see if you read their messages or not.

You: Yo David, how did you know Andrew wanted backend access to the website? I didn’t see you read the chat.

David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.

Roy Halladay Dump

The DOC aka Dump Of Champions. This is the dump to trump all dumps. The dump that gets held in for hours only to be released with class, dignity, and style.

TheMatador - Dude, my stomach was pounding all day at work and I couldn't do anything about it

Preki - What did you do?

TheMatador - took a Roy Halladay Dump when I got home.

Preki - Wicked!

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Nesbins

Nesbins are testicles, balls, nads, gonads.

Ex 1: Eli: Rafi, if you hold me while playing defense one more time, I’m going to stomp on your nesbins.

Ex 2: Jesse: $100 to BC to anyone who kicks Eli in the nesbins