manicorn

A mythical human male with the largest, most beautiful cock in the world. Very shy.

I was hoping to meet a manicorn at the bar last night, but all I got was a li'l naner.

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mumble

A sexual act in which a robed woman or gay man "motorboats" the scrotal sac of her male partner.

I mumbled Andrew last night, he yelped like a small frightened but happy animal.

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