Lil Kim

An embarrassingly provocative rap artist with an ego almost as big as Amy Winehouse's hair. A typical girl who picks fights with people that stole her limelight (ie, Nicki Minaj) and poked fun at this famous rapper's album by writing Black Friday, a terrible mimic of Nicki's hit track, Pink Friday.

Guy: Did you hear about Lil Kim?

Other Guy: Oh, yeah, how she totally made fun of Nicki Minaj by putting a pink wig on her Black Friday cover?

Guy: Yeah, she's such a has-been. She got, like, Number One on PayPal charts..? Who gives a fuck about that?

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straddling

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

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Fuck You

Meaning, "I dislike you strongly," in intelligent language. Used in these situations, not in particular order.

1. Heated argument
2. Child sticking their tongue out (means "fuck you" in toddler")
3. Used when friends embarrass you and you have nothing to say against it
4. When your iPod, computer, or other device freezes up unexpectedly.

You: AWWW, what an adorable little dimpled child you have!! (Condescendingly)

Baby: -Sticks out tongue- Fuck You!!

You: Smartass...

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Topher

A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.

Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...

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Five Second Rule

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

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subterfuge

The act of deceiving someone in order to acheive a goal or obtain an item.

People that cheat on their wives/husbands use subterfuge..

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gleek

To regurgitate spit by pressing on the spit gland at the rear of your throat, thus creating a projectile effect in astounding quantities.

Guy1: OMG, did you see that totally stupid nerd running down the hall the other day? Vince or whatever?

Guy2: Oh, yeah, the one I gleeked on?

Guy1: Ha, me too, bro! Nice! -High 5-

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