Five Second Rule

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

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The Annoying Orange

A frankly irritating, tropical fruit that amuses Youtube viewers by carrying syllables for longer than necessary and hanging out with other persona in his category, i.e., bananas or grapes.

Guy1: Did you see the Annoying Orange yesterday??

Guy2: OMFG, that was so hilarious. I was falling off my chair, LMFAO'ing, dude!! (Inept attempt at a guy's personality)

Girl: ...That show is retarded.

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