Heartbreak Hotel

What my ex is gonna be checking into tonight. They serve 'Breakup Breakfast', 'Lost Your Boyfriend Lunch', and 'You've Been Dumped Dinner'.

Sarah walked in on her boyfriend last night whilst he was getting sucked off by a shovel troll. She's pretty messed up, so she'll be checking into the Heartbreak Hotel this evening I imagine.

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