badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals

I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.

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Swastikunt

A vagina that is shaped like a swastika as a result of plastic surgery. Common among skinhead chicks.

Skinhead chick - "Wanna see my swastikunt?"

Skinhead guy - "Wow, you got one of those? Sexy!"

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shitwilly

A pussy who acts like he is someone special

That guy is such a stupid little shitwilly

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Queershit

An ultra-annoying and arrogant little pussy

Mike - "Ha ha, I win, you lose, loser! I pwn your soul!"

Bart - "(Fucking little queershit...)"

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gaycock

A guy who spends his time running up a wall trying to suck his own dick

Mike is such a gaycock.

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stomach to butt

the act of thrusting the hips back and forth while naked causing the genitals to swing like a pendulum alternately slapping the stomach and butt.

Usually performed by males though some females with ample piss flaps are capable of this exercise while some males regrettably, are incapable.

Mark broke the ice when he did the stomach to butt and got the party started.

I was shocked when Mary's mother did the stomach to butt at the wedding reception , her wizard sleeve looked like balls swinging.