pokemon meal

Going to McDonald's and ordering the happy meal just for the Pokemon toy. You throw away the meal and just keep the toy.

I got a green pokemon when i ordered the pokemon meal at mcdonalds.

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gasshole

A gay asshole. They act gay and everyone hates them.

Everyone punched the gasshole because he started kissing men.

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ori

A person that usually gets stalked by people named Karen. They secretly like getting stalked but won't admit it.

I was an Ori when a girl named Karen stalked me.

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black thursday

The day before black friday where people camp outside of stores and get drunk or high. They often try stealing stuff from the stores or other people camping out before hand.

On black thursday I saw people getting drunk outside of bj's warehouse.

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Wesley

A gay imaginary friend. If you have a Wesley you have no life.

Me: Did you hear the news?
MY friend: What?
Me: I killed my Wesley last night.

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chokemon

Pokemon toys that are choking hazards and you can choke on them.

I like playing chokemon.

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sexxon

The gas station Exxon where people have sex outside of it.

My favorite gas station is Sexxon

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